Go Lick The World Might Be the First Ever Current Affairs Clicker

It's a tough job preventing politicians from uttering gaffes. Take President Biden's infamous "go lick the world" comment, for example – a moment that surely caused White House staff worldwide to despair. This inspired the creation of Go Lick the World, a satirical casual clicker game from Pixel Play.

This game cleverly blends the absurdity of current events with the addictive nature of casual gaming. The objective? To virtually lick the world as fast as possible (using your finger, of course!). The game features a rotating 3D Earth, orbited by a variety of objects.

Simply tap the planet (land or sea) to score points and climb the leaderboard. Boost your score by tapping LickLink satellites (a Starlink parody), F-35 jets, electric cars, and even Lick Force One (Biden's plane).

Earth itself is dotted with humorous landmarks: the White House, Antarctica, the Pyramids, and a less-than-savory representation of San Francisco. The game's content changes daily, featuring themed items like Impeach-Mints (Mondays), Tacos (Tuesdays), Swifties (Saturdays), and pizza slices (a nod to Pizzagate).

Unlockable Earth skins and accessories add another layer of fun, including a "clown world" face, various hats (trucker hats, Uncle Sam, a Texas cowboy hat with a censored border sign), solar eclipse glasses, and more. These are earned by watching rewarded ads. A recent "Great Debate Update" even added a famous hairstyle.

Go Lick the World is free to download, but in-app purchases are available to remove ads, enable auto-clicking (via "LickGPT"), and obtain a blue profile tick. Download it now on the App Store and Google Play Store.

UPDATE: The Great Debate Update includes trucker hats representing both sides of the political spectrum, plus a certain prominent individual's iconic hair.